Tensei Kyuuketsukisan wa Ohirune ga Shitai Chapter 5
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Samaka: You guys got it? When those bastards reach the haven, concentrate your artillery fire.
Samaka: Until then, give every single wounded person medical treatment.
Loli: Samaka-san, where is that Paraclione of to?
Samaka: Currently that thing is wrecking havoc on our ships.
Samaka: That, my dear, …
Samaka: Is an Abyss Call.
TLNote: SOMEBODY GET THE KID OUTTA HERE! WE ARE HAVING WAY TOO FEW CHAPTERS FOR RULE 34!
Loli: OH. MY. LORD.
Loli: THATS A BIG-ASS OCTOPUS!
Box: Any way you look at that thing, it’s an octopus.
Black writing: It looks delicious… Damn, Calamari would be nice!
Loli: Is it a robot, or what?
Samaka: That is an Abyss Call: a terrifying magical beast!
black writing: And one of “Great Class” caliber at that…
Samaka: Listen, Argento…
Samaka: I’ll say it straight. During the heat of the upcoming battle, you should flee the city.
Samaka: Though it saddens me, after this battle is over… I must report your existence to his highness.
Loli: Flee… the city?
Box: I clearly understood the benevolance in those words, despite them not sounding as such…
Box: If I should ignore Samaka’s wishes and stay in the city…
Box: The king will surely order my capture, alive of course…
Box: And if he does that, Felnoute-san may also get in trouble…
Box: Moreover, even if I stayed here, my presence wouldn’t be advantageous for anybody…
Box in the far right: STILL!
Box: I’ll stay here. Not because of the disadvantages, but because I couldn’t nap in peace if I run now.
Loli: But isn’t it a problem if that thing keeps wrecking the fleet?
Samaka: As long as it remains in the sea, we are pretty much useless.
Samaka: We are doing those sacrifices to drain its stamina. After that, we’ll try to lure it to the haven to —-
Loli: Samaka-san. What about the people who are currently on board of said ships?
Samaka: They… have accepted their fate…
Samaka: Those guys… they are sacrificing their own lives like they are chesspieces…
Loli: Samaka-san… Would you be happy if they could get away from that big ass octopus without a scratch?
Samaka: OF COURSE!
Loli: Alrighty! Then, would you listen to me?
Samaka: You have a plan, don’t you?
Loli: Yes, and it’ll go without a hitch.
Loli: I think it will all end well without being a pain for anyone.
Samaka: Wait Wait Wait…
Samaka: … I cant let a girl go out and fight…
Box: I am a guy inside tho…
Loli: Its alright. I’m a vampire, so I’m kinda sturdy.
Samaka: HOLD THE FUCK ON!? A VAMPIRE?!
Loli: We can talk about this after we are done with that octupus, alright?
Loli: Thats the first time I used the “Blood contract”
Box: “Blood contract”
Box: A technique which allows you to gain a follower if you give said follower your blood.
Box: It’s normally a technique that can only be used on living things, but because I maxed that skill out it also works on inanimate objects.
Box: Moreover, it allows me to manipulate the follower to my will.
Box: In short, the ship is moving exactly how and where I want it to.
Loli: Ain’t it beneficial, this ability?
Black writing: that old loli hag sure was toughtful with those.
Loli: Alright, now to deal with that giant roaming calamari…
Loli: I asked of Samaka to retrieve all the ships and wrecks. Thanks to that, I have nobody to get in my way.
Loli: Now, to avoid useless complications, I’d have to start a conversation with him…
Loli: IS IT ME YOU’RE LOOKING FOR?
Tl Note: the amount of stupid and funny stuff I could have translated in this part would be close to infinite.
Box: Oh dear? Does he not understand me?
Box: I maxed out my translation skill as well so I thought I could speak with it…
Squid: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! ADELLE?
Loli: Jesus, it’s a grandpa voice!
Loli: But what a voice! Way too cool for an octopus!
Loli: I am just a vampire passing through!
Squid: A VAMPIRE YOU SAY?
Squid: What foolish things are you uttering, girl?
Squid: A vampire could never be walking under the blazing sun!
Loli: Oh, dont worry. I have a high sun resistance so I’m fine, Grandpa Squid.
Squid: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GRANDPA SQUID?!
Loli: OH, I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY. Would Squidy Grandpa be more of your liking?
Squid: YOU DIDN’T CHANGE THE NAME AT ALL, GIRL!
Box: Apparently, even non-humans dislike my names.
Loli: But I thought it would fit so well… –
Loli: And he also looks so delicious…
Loli: I could turn him into sashimi… or octopus radish…
Squid: Girl… what is wrong with that look in your eyes?
Loli: Oh, I’m sorry. Lets continue our conversation.
Loli: Would you mind stopping your useless rampage while moving to the city?
Black speachbubble of squid: WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO ACHIEVE?! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT WITH YOUR USELESS TALK!
Box: Welp, figures. He refused
Writing: Also, I’m not into tentacle play, so I’ll pass on that too…
Box: Additionally, I don’t know how long I can maintain this ship’s condition with my blood contract if he goes on attacking it…
Loli: FUCK ME, THIS SHIT SUCKS!
Squid: WHAT IN THE?!
Squid: What is going on?
Squid: Where did she go?
Box: This is the only Item I ever stored in the Blood Box for myself…
Loli: BLOOD ARMS!
Box: I asked of Samaka-san to give me a bit of blood from his soldiers,
Box: And since blood can’t mix with blood (duh), I stored their blood, this cities viatlity, in this watter bottle.
Loli: So from one bottle of blood I do this much.
Loli: Jesus, what a tough octupus you are, my friend.
Box: The warm wind which blows in this city… It feels nice.
Box: I cant let a city so perfect for napping get destroyed.
Box: In this town, Aruresha, where the most humble of former Knights resides…
Box: This town, where a womanloving philandrer is the ruling gouvenor…
Box: This town, where the people are adoring the governor,
Loli: It’s a nice town….
Box: Which is why I shall protect this place and its citizens
Box: The only thing I need is a little push…
Box: I think its okay for a lazy ass vampire like me to do a bit… But seriously…
Loli: ALRIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PROTECT YOUR CITY!
Loli: BEGONE! (TLN: Thot?)
Loli: Didn’t blow the lid off AT all….
Loli: Oh dear, flying is really tiring…
Toughtbubble: Thinking about it, all the blood I used just now was mine after all…
Loli: *sigh* I wanna sleep…
Eldera: Good work, Samaka-sama.
Eldera: Samaka-sama…Today I am not your ‘wife’ but your Assistant…
Samaka: Eldera… may thou have mercy on my hand….
Samaka: Please stop… I just couldn’t control my arm…
Eldera: Would you just shut the fuck up Samaka-sama… You Philanderfungus!
Samaka: WHY YOU TOO YUZURIHA?!
Yuzuriha: She’s coming!
Samaka: That was fast!
Samaka: If it isn’t Felnoute-dono.
Felnoute: You… Where did you bring her?
Samaka: Who might thou be talking about?
Felnoute: DON’T TRY TO TICK ME OFF!
Felnoute: Argento… I am talking about Argento the Vampire
Blackwriting1: Percentage of broken things: 0%
Samaka: Doesn’t ring a bell.
Samaka: Wasnt that the rumored healing magic saint from a few days ago?
Samaka: If that’s who you’re looking for, I was not able to meet her again after that…
Felnoute: What are you say—
Samaka: FELNOUTE-DONO. I AM VERY BUSY.
Samaka: I AM HAVING “a bit of a problem” with the Abyss Call incident. I dont have the time to deal with the saint, UNDERSTAND?
Samaka: Seems like you finally understand…
Writing: She is a strong person, but also a airhead. Those were the two qualities that…
Writing: Since your time as a knight, you’ve become a lot softer… The value of your presence has begun to get recognized… (PR, take a look)
Writing: Normally I am very bad with doing things on my own accord, but…
Samaka: About yesterday’s incident…
Felnoute: Do you plan to report it?
Samaka: To report or not to report…
Samaka: Because of that damn Abyss Call, all kinds of hell was let loose.
samaka: Now I don’t think I can keep track of everything, and I may forget to report one or two things.
Samaka: Especially events before the attack, like that… what was it called… a magic… being?
Samaka: And because of all this, it seems like it will take a loooooong time to report this to the old man.
Samaka: Especially this magic being… I wooooonder where it could have run of to….
Samaka: Hmm… Maybe… The Empire… or to the Republic?
Felnoute: So in the direction of the border, huh?
Felnoute: Seems like she could have gone anywhere.
Felnoute: Thanks… I guess.
Yuzuriha: So Big Tits McGee became a stalker, huh?
Samaka: Please dont call her that, Yuzuriha. She’s very determined.
Eldera: Despite her way of talking, that bitch has a nice character.
Yuzuriha: And a big ass rack.
Samaka: You guys are merciless, aren’t you?
Eldera: But still, Samaka-sama. You know the saying “Anyone can start a rumor, but no one can stop one,” right?
Samaka: True, but I prefer the saying “Far from eye, far from heart.” So I think that his majesty won’t take this matter too seriously, either.
Yuzuriha: How about Big tits?
Samaka: She said that she will go see the world if she gets her eyesight back. At least thats what she told the king.
Yuzuriha: What a pervert.
Samaka: WHY THO!?
Elderda: Speaking of the girl, what shall we tell the locals now that their saint is gone?
Samaka: Well, I think the girl is…
Loli: I kinda wanted to say a proper goodbye to Felnoute-san…
Loli: What a pain, I should take a nap first…